It's a little wobbly, but classifying "two high safeties" into one big heap (are they 12 yards off the line or 20? What is their split? How are the corners aligned? What's the game situation?) is pretty wobbly too.Īnyway, Chiefs quarterbacks complete 62.5% of their passes against the two-deep coverage family, for 6.54 yards per attempt, a 0.7% touchdown rate, and a 3.9% interception rate. But Sports Info Solutions allows us to separate passes into two coverage bins: Cover-2, Man-2, Cover-4 and prevent (the most likely coverages from a two-high look) in one bin, and everything else in another. Walkthrough doesn't have a ready tool for separating passes against two deep safeties from passes against other formations. Sometimes it feels like the more sophisticated NFL analysis becomes, the more facile some of the arguments become. If only NFL coaches played nothing but two-high looks on defense and used nothing but pre-snap motion and play-action (but NO HANDOFFS) on offense, every team would go undefeated. Now two high safeties are the secret weapon that destroys Patrick Mahomes as well. Walkthrough chuckled about a two-deep shell being Aaron Rodgers' "kryptonite" earlier in the season. So, all the Packers have to do is play two-high safeties all game and Jordan Love will notch an upset in his first career start? Is that how football works? Green Bay Packers at Kansas City Chiefs, Sunday, 4:25 p.m. FAUCI: I should have thought of that trick 10 months ago.
GOODELL: You see, fellas? Some of these dillweeds are just oppositional-defiant and do dumb things so they can feel like free-thinking rebels.ĭR. RODGERS: Oh yeah? I'll show you! ( Grabs the random syringes that are just lying around NFL headquarters). Do as you're told like a good subordinate. As your superior, I insist that you remain unvaccinated. Good luck getting me to listen to that guy.īRIAN GUTEKUNST: Aaron, I ORDER you to remain unvaccinated. RODGERS: ( Rolling eyes like a petulant middle schooler, or like Aaron Rodgers.) Ha. GOODELL: All of this quackery and these cover-ups are causing a real PR nightmare. Actually, I asked a direct ancestor of Lady Mary Wortley to do it for me. RODGERS: I inserted a needle into the pox-laden pustule on the back of an ox, then pricked myself with it. GOODELL: ( rubbing temples) What the hell does that mean? GOODELL: I don't think it works that way. RODGERS: Jake Kumerow took the vaccine, then I borrowed his toothbrush. GOODELL: And what, pray tell, does that mean? Let me ask you again: have you been vaccinated?
RODGERS: I'm on a strict regimen of ginseng tea, therapeutic touch, and magnetic copper bracelets, all under the supervision of a board-licensed cosmetic podiatrist.
So tell me straight out: have you been vaccinated?
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